Big People Give You The Hookup!

My mother always says that when she goes to a cafeteria style restaurant like Piccadilly she likes it when the server is a big person. She says that the big
people are the ones that hook you up with the big portions. Them skinny
people be stingy with the mac and cheese...but the big ladies will give
you two scoops while the skinny ones will give you a little dab.

That's why I was happy today when I went to the sub shop (Mr. Submarine, the
best subs in the WORLD) and a big lady was fixing my sub. I was so
hungry and she hooked that ham n cheese sub up. But I should have known
better though, she put too muchmayonnaise on the sub. I had a feeling by looking at her that she loved mayonnaise and I should have mentioned light mayo, but I didn't and my sandwich was swimming in it. I ain't gonna lie, it was bum though.

She even asked me if I wanted my meat toasted too, something nobody else
ever did. Next time I go there I hope she is working cause that sub was
all I ate all day today. It was that filling. So much meat on thatish I could have made another sub off of it.